#1 2007-04-13 12:56:28

seagull

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Registered: 2007-04-10

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The seagull has landed

After months of lurking, I’ve finally joined.

Some early thoughts:

Being able to listen to the Confessions at last (I’d heard a few on YouTube before they were removed) impressed on me why I could never do a BA myself. It’s not (or not just) because I’m probably 20 years older than most people here. It’s that, while sex with lots of partners – and then telling everyone about it – sounds like fun, that was never me.

BA still seems very ‘word of mouth’ and I think that’s what makes it so good - fortunately there are few like those in the ‘A bit of negativity today’ topic who don’t get what it’s about. How did I find out about BA? A story about it in a very old copy of the Australian magazine Men’s Style, in (I am not making this up) a doctor’s waiting room. I’m sure I’d never have found out about it otherwise. I’m almost hoping too many people DON’T find out about it.

Early favourites: English rose types Ms 697 and Ms 737, and flame-haired Ms 423 – that wicked grin!

richard

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Re: The seagull has landed

After months of lurking, I’ve finally joined.

Some early thoughts:

Being able to listen to the Confessions at last (I’d heard a few on YouTube before they were removed) impressed on me why I could never do a BA myself. It’s not (or not just) because I’m probably 20 years older than most people here. It’s that, while sex with lots of partners – and then telling everyone about it – sounds like fun, that was never me.

Happy landings Seagull.  The beauty of the confessions is just that - they are true stories.  If you don't have similar experiences to others that makes your story all the more interesting.  There's way more to sexuality than shagging lots of people.

seagull

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Yes, Richard - but then, what constitutes 'lots' is very subjective!

And here IS a confession - Aussies will be familiar with the comedian Dave Hughes, who’s spoken about not losing his virginity till his 20s. It was the same with me. Though women didn’t say (as one did to Hughesy) ‘you make my flesh crawl’, I still had no confidence despite being – I like to think – not bad looking. 

Yes, the confessions are true stories - and it's for that reason I admit to feeling a bit miffed at...well...not having that much to confess? :-/

seagull

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Thank you Infamous.

I'm sure a lot of people have this feeling. With me it's more of a pang for lost opportunies of youth, though to a certain extent I later made up for them. I'm incredibly lucky to have found Ms Seagull.

A couple of things I can tell you all about - the effects of babies and work on your sex life...

Last edited by seagull (2007-04-14 00:50:23)

seagull

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Re: The seagull has landed

As I’ve said above, you will never get a video Confession out of me, still less an Agony. But here is my written Confession:

I think I first became aware that naked bodies could be fun when I was about 8 years old. I’d seen a picture of a Renaissance painting of cherubs – nude boys with wings –  so one night I took off my pyjamas, danced around a while, then got into bed. It felt nice. Next morning I woke up to find my pyjamas were mysteriously back on again. This happened a couple of times before my mother asked me why she kept finding me asleep without my pyjamas on. I stopped after that.

By the time I was about 11 (this was the early 1970s) I’d started masturbating – I called it ‘stimulation’, though only to myself. There was no sex education in Australian schools at that time, but fortunately my parents had a copy of Dr David Reuben’s book Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask). They were probably almost as much in ignorance as I was. I don’t know if they deliberately left it around for me, but I found it anyway (in a bedside table) and it was very informative. By the age of 12 I was ejaculating and orgasming.

I was only caught masturbating once, when I was about 14. I was lying on my bed putting my hand down my pants when my mother walked past the open door. (What was I thinking??) I nearly jumped out of my skin, but she was very relaxed about it – ‘I know all boys do it at your age’, she said.

By then I was finding that showering and than lounging about in a towelling robe with nothing on underneath was very enjoyable. I was masturbating every day, practising for the real thing. 

I didn’t, however, have anyone to practise with. I went to an all-boy school and, not being particularly social at the best of times, actually getting to know girls just seemed beyond me. After some close calls, my real first time didn’t happen till my early 20s. And there were long droughts after that.

Ms Seagull and I have only tried public sex a couple of times – I can recommend the northern end of Sydney’s Whale Beach at night. (With a previous girlfriend I’d also had some brief fellatio, hidden among the rocks at the southern end of Harbord Beach in broad daylight.)

Our only sex photography was several years ago, just before Seagull Jr was born – it had been non-stop sex in the last three months of the pregnancy, and I wanted to catch her in her full, fertile glory. I got a series of photos (hand held, from my POV) of her nude, as well as fellatio and doggy-style penetration. 

Do children mean the end of sex? No, but fear of interruption once the child is able to get out of bed and open your door makes it hard to relax. The bedroom door in our  house isn’t lockable, so we try to jam it shut – but Seagull Jr still managed to walk in on us once while we were in the doggy-style position (fortunately facing away from the door and with the light out). Something for you young people to look forward to…

Last edited by seagull (2007-05-25 03:37:41)

lauren

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Seagull, what an wonderful confession, lovely to hear your sexual stories to date. Thankyou so much for sharing.

Lauren xo

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"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand"

seagull

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A little bit more confession:

Not long ago Ms Seagull and I were in bed on a Saturday morning. Unlike when we went to bed the previous night, we were relaxed and refreshed. Unfortunately, Seagull Jr was now awake, in the living room watching a cartoon. Very quietly I gave Ms Seagull a bit of stroking (under the covers) that led to a quiet but effective orgasm. Then, still under the covers, I jumped on the now very wet Ms Seagull and (ready to jump off any second in case we were disturbed) quietly entered her. After I came, Ms Seagull said: ‘I can’t believe we just did that’. Neither could I.       

And some further observations:

My best BA experience so far has been Ms #591 & Mr #634’s 3 part overkill – was anyone else in tears at the end of that?

Another thing I’ve noticed: BA is not just Australian-based but Melbourne-based. And while there are a lot of non-Australians in it, many seem to be passing through Australia. Its postal address is in Fitzroy, bohemian capital of Melbourne. I’ve lived in Melbourne, and in several confessions I‘ve noticed Melbourne landmarks in the background, like the Exhibition Building (rather appropriately!). And in a couple of agonies (can’t remember which) I’ve heard the unmistakable sound of a Melbourne tram trundling past in the street outside. All of which is further evidence of the word-of-mouth aspect that I wrote about above. Would any agonees care to tell us how they found out about BA?

felneymike

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I found some probably nicked videos on youporn.com, including a few "compilations" of earlier ones (including the very first one... Lauren herself?). Ah well after downloading all the pirate material i could i came and joined the site too, any publicity is good publicity and all that...