Celebrity most likely to 'Agonize' themselves first?

Bishop Of Bath & Wells · 2005-01-19 01:00:25

An unlikely scenario admittedly, but I guess if Beautiful Agony sticks around long enough then it's bound to happen one day. Just remember, there are any number of publicity-desperate, attention-seeking celebrities out there willing to do anything to promote their latest album or film, as last years Superbowl halftime proved all too vividly.

My nomination? Step forward, Courtney Love, your audience awaits you...........

Bish

msnevil · 2005-01-19 03:36:04

The video by tatu (Russian lesbian band) had a reported taped orgasm on a music vid. (Though she was 17 at the time, so its proberly illegal in most areas of the the world.) And was banned In the US and parts of Europe. Not for her being 17. But due to her "orgasm" Even though it was only the face and implied else where.

(much like these vids here.)

So i doubt any "real" celebrity would do it. Unless its faked like Something about mary or 40 days.

But to play along. Angelina jolie. (Gal who starred in Gia.)

Name:
Taty_-_Prostie_Dvizenija

Jakeview · 2005-01-19 09:05:51

Courtney Love probably can't come when she's cracked out of her mind.

My guess: Starr Jones. And then she'll promote the hell out of it all week on The View.

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Bishop Of Bath & Wells · 2005-01-19 20:01:44

msnevil wrote:

But to play along. Angelina jolie. (Gal who starred in Gia.)

Good grief, I think if that happened, the Beautiful Agony servers would go into some sort of meltdown very quickly. Imagine the furore!!

I really do believe it will happen one day, although I don't think it will be anybody nearly as high profile as Ms Jolie. A clip will probably be uploaded to the site without too much comment, then somebody will notice and say "Hey, isn't that so-&-so from Neighbours!?".

Bish

BryantP · 2005-01-20 03:21:31

Kudos to # 82, who's in my top five. She was to the first to raise the topic when in her overkill she mentioned the possibility of the queen doing agony.

Actually, it might be a long shot getting someone interesting. But what might be more workable, and just as much fun, would be to skip the agony and ask a celeb to do an overkill discussing masturbation: first time, techniques, frequency, fantasies and maybe they could view and discuss some of the agonies. Quite a few female stars have discussed self-love -- this would be taking it one stage further.

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msnevil · 2005-01-20 13:24:38

You asked celebrity. And I aimed high.

While in reality, I could see somebody possibly from Grade B "soft core" porn\horrer films might do it though. Lets say Shock-o-rama star. Darian Cain. She already does cam masturbation. What stops her from doing this.

Hint somebody do the invite. (and watch here fake it proberly.)

Justme · 2005-01-20 14:29:18

I for myself am not really sure if i want to see 'pros' on this site.
(like Soft core porn actors).
It would remove a lot of the atmosphere from beautiful agony.

Just my opininion.

Jo · 2005-01-21 09:40:18

Justme wrote:

I for myself am not really sure if i want to see 'pros' on this site.
(like Soft core porn actors).
It would remove a lot of the atmosphere from beautiful agony.
Just my opininion.

As a purist I also would prefer the site to be held free of some 'pros'

What I like here is the *natural* and *true* (mostly...) style.

highhard · 2005-01-28 17:53:27

probably if a star did a agony it would be someone like juliette lewis she seems to be very loose and free spirited. wouldnt give a rats ass about what people would think.

Bishop Of Bath & Wells · 2005-01-28 19:49:54

Wow, Juliette Lewis!! Now why didn't I think of her?

You're totally right Highhard, within the celebrity world Juliette would have *exactly* the sort of personality required. And I bet her contribution would be a classic as well...........

Bish

highhard · 2005-01-29 04:13:23

oh yea she just seems like she would be wet and wild and probably noisy. she is one of my favorite actresses.

klickmich · 2005-02-22 00:01:01

1. I dont think his will ever happen
2. But when I think of eternity, it must happen sometime
3. Then I think it will be a celebrity who is not that famous anymore and wants to be on TV again

msnevil · 2005-02-24 09:51:32

fionnula flanagan

http://www.scoopy.com/jamesjoyceswomen.htm

klickmich · 2005-02-24 10:42:42

@msnevil: dont know her so she is no real celebrity

msnevil · 2005-02-25 12:33:26

She was a minor celebrity in the 1980's that simulated a orgasm via real masturbation on film. <Read> the link.

If she could do it. I am sure a minor actress might just contribute.,

Bluesman · 2005-02-27 00:33:43

Possibly Bjork.

Don't know if she quals as a celebrity anymore, though. She kind of dropped off the scope after melting down on some paparazzi in an airport...

But I'd sure as hell watch...

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Bishop Of Bath & Wells · 2005-02-27 02:09:58

Bjork! Yes you're completely right, very much similiar to Courtney Love and Juliette Lewis in many respects. She's certainly still a celebrity though, in fact didn't she perform the main song at the Olympics opening ceremony?

Bish

Bluesman · 2005-02-27 03:14:06

Bishop Of Bath & Wells wrote:

Bjork! Yes you're completely right, very much similiar to Courtney Love and Juliette Lewis in many respects. She's certainly still a celebrity though, in fact didn't she perform the main song at the Olympics opening ceremony?
Bish

Did she? Surprising, if so.

Deeper · 2005-05-15 12:23:51

Just for info: (and possibly to increase sales of the DVD...)

Björk has already "posted" an Agony.

(pause for effect)

Anyone who has seen her video for "Pagan Poetry" will know that she videotaped her love-making sessions with her husband. Most of it was artistically obscured, but there is a 3 second close-up view of her face... take a look and see if it qualifies as an agony.

Deeper

P.S. Björk's own website has links to the video: http://www.bjork.com/videogallery/ and a whole page devoted to the track in question including a download of the video: http://unit.bjork.com/specials/gh/SUB-07/index.htm

P.P.S. http://unit.bjork.com/specials/pics/vid … ry_012.jpg
Looks like an agony to me.

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Bishop Of Bath & Wells · 2005-05-15 14:04:36

Hi Deeper, that sounds very intriguing - do you know of a site which carries a stream of the video?

Bish

Khanada · 2005-05-16 16:52:20

I think Maggie Gyllenhaal would be a wonderful candidate--she has a self-love scene in "Secretary" and does it quite deliciously. And she seems very open-minded and free-spirited, so she gets my vote .

Jo · 2005-05-16 19:46:09

Khanada wrote:

I think Maggie Gyllenhaal would be a wonderful candidate--she has a self-love scene in "Secretary" and does it quite deliciously. And she seems very open-minded and free-spirited, so she gets my vote .

I see, you and me, we have the same taste... (both the film and the person)

Deeper · 2005-05-16 20:14:06

Hmmm...

You know, this is only going to work if:

A) The "celeb" is not a Z-lister hungry for publicity. To be honest, it's far more likely that a "home video" will sneak into the tabloids for the same effect. It's also likely that the Z-lister's agent would want to make money out of it and that won't happen here.

B) The "celeb" finds her (or his) own way to the site, rather than being invited to contribute. You could never legislate against this (except to ban all celebs outright, of course, but then what would we do with all the celeb videos? hehe)

C) The "celeb" is not in the Adult Entertainment Business. Again, I can't see someone who makes a living from sex providing a free contribution... at least not unless they could ensure a link to their website accompanied the video and I'm pretty sure the Administrators here would balk at that.

I'm of the opinion that this will happen in one of two cases only. An Artist (Tracey Emin springs to mind) who has nothing to lose or prove provides a video or, more likely, a celeb contributes incognito. (Does anyone already posted look familiar to you? )

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Bishop Of Bath & Wells · 2005-05-17 22:58:58

Deeper wrote:

(Does anyone already posted look familiar to you? )

I briefly thought that Agonee 0155 might be Samaire Armstrong, however further investigation proved this not to be the case.

Bish

white_dragon · 2005-05-24 20:30:35

Interesting question ... for some reason, my thoughts would go to Paris Hilton (who will do anything to have a camera pointing at her) or Rebecca Loos (probably she will moan: "David, David").
Ten years back, Madonna would surely have forwarde a tape of hers by now.

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